domingo, 30 de abril de 2006

LAS LEYES DE MURPHY


Hombre pesimista si los hay pero detrás de cada ley se esconde una cruda verdad aca les van algunas:

  • *If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
  • *Smile . . . tomorrow will be worse.
  • *No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper
  • *If the person isn't taken, there's a reason.
    *The nicer someone is, the farther away (s)he is from you
  • Availability is a function of time. The minute you get interested is the minute they find someone else.
  • Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
  • Thou shalt not commit adultery.....unless in the mood
  • If it's wet and sticky and not yours -- LEAVE IT ALONE !!!
  • The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
  • When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.

Para más leyes de Murphy (y tan todas buenas) visiten www.murphys-laws.com

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